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And now I give you the Presidential Shocker, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink.

Congratulations to Barack Obama on his victory yesterday at the polls. Obama has become the first African-American person to be the President of The United States of America.

This kid clearly walks up to the McCain/Palin campaign sign with the intention of putting another sign either over it or replacing it. You can’t tell if it’s an Obama sign, but I would assume that is what it was. The owner of the house hooked the McCain sign up to one of those electric dog fences so that anyone that tried to steal it would get a small shock. He even posted yellow signs stating that there was an electric fence, so it’s not like the kid wasn’t warned. Apparently the homeowner has had multiple signs stolen from his yard, which is why he decided to go this route. The owner has since removed the electricity from the signs and then the following day he caught someone on video stealing the signs….

This is ridiculous, and no I’m not talking about the guy that hooked his sign to the electric fence, I’m talking about the people that are going around stealing these signs or replacing them. Everyone has a right to vote for whoever they choose to, respect their opinions and don’t be a prick.

Soon you’ll be able to play as your favorite Presidential and Vice Presidential candidate in Mercenaries 2. The downloadable content will be available soon, I’m not exactly sure when. But check out the video above to see Obama and Palin kicking ass and taking names.

This was a great movie, hands down. Unlike Michael Moore who comes off as a prick in most of his movies, or edits his stuff to come off the way he wants it to, Morgan Spurlock seems to tell it like it is. If he is editing it to make a point, I couldn’t tell.

I’m sure you’re asking yourself “How could one man find Osama bin laden when the rest of the world can’t?” Well Obviously if we’re still looking for Bin Laden, Spurlock didn’t find him. Sorry to ruin the end of the movie, but he doesn’t. I’m sure he came pretty close though based on the ending of the film, but that doesn’t stop the movie from being extremely interesting. He travels all over the middle east getting people’s views and opinions of America and Americans while also trying to get information as to the where abouts of Osama.

I enjoyed Spurlock’s last movie “Super Size Me” and this one was much better than that one. It seems to give pretty good incite into what the people of these middle eastern countries think about Americans and the American Government. Most of them were extremely friendly towards Spurlock and had no problem talking on camera, but there were a few that wanted nothing to do with him. Overall I would definitely recommend checking this one out. It’s about an hour and a half long and I was never bored. I could have done without some of the “video game-type CG” that he used at the beginning and a few random spots in between, but I guess he needed a place to do some voice overs and he didn’t want to talk over video clips. So check it out and let me know what you guys thought.

Yes, Sarah Palin did make an appearance on Saturday Night Live last night. She actually appeared in two sketches, one at the very beginning to introduce the show against Tina Fey and then later in the show she was on Weekend Update. For the second appearance Amy Poehler did a rap that was “intended” for Sarah Palin and it was fairly entertaining. I think I’m more impressed at how good of a rapper Amy Poehler is, who would have known.

This is an extremely old article but as I was listening to another SModcast, Kevin Smith mentioned this and I found it interesting. Apparently in the 1920’s Josef Stalin had his scientists try to cross breed a human and an ape in order to create an “invincible” army of man-apes. He was also going to use them to work on the railway. They were to be twice as strong as humans but half the brain power. As cool as this sounds, the fact that they have half the brain power could just lead to an uprising of super monkey men that can’t follow orders but can overpower humans with ease. For some reason I don’t think that railway is getting built, they will probably just use railroad ties to absolutely destroy Stalin and his crew. Imagine working as the slave driver on that railway, you whip one Apien (that’s homo sapien + ape) and that mother fucker just turns around and rapes you, literally rapes you. You would never go back to work and those Apiens would just run away, probably killing (or raping) your entire staff, then Stalin would probably kill you for letting his Apien army get away. No good would have ever come of this Apien army, but apparently Stalin didn’t realize that. But how about something like a Shark and an Ostrich mix army. Long necks with a shark head, just peering around corners ready to eat anything that comes near it. And when it’s threatened it just jumps in the water and swims away. Now that would be bad ass. Where were you on that one Dr. Moreau?

source: The Sun

It looks like CNBC and the world got Rick Roll’d last night during the Vice Presidential Debate. Some random guys stood in the background of the live news feed with signs that read “Never Gonna Give You Up” and “Never Gonna Let You Down”. Nice guys, nice.

Here’s the video of Letterman making fun of McCain for dropping out of the show last minute claiming that he was jumping on a plane to go back to Washington to help out with this economic crisis. Only he didn’t get on a plane, he went and did an interview with Katie Couric, who is also the basis of measurement for how much your shit weighs, in case you didn’t know. (South Park is a great show)

Looks like those crazy assholes over at 4chan, aka Anonymous, got into Sarah Palin’s personal email address (gov.palin@yahoo.com) and posted a bunch of screenshots of actual emails, the inbox and other stuff. Photobucket and 4chan have apparently removed the images, but Gawker still has them up and you can check them out. I’ll download them for safe keeping in case they get deleted from Gawker.

http://gawker.com/5051193/sarah-palins-personal-emails