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Step 1: Find ridiculously sweet bear costume
Step 2: Run through the woods punching women
Step 3: ???????
Step 4: Profit

I’ve embedded a video clip after the jump of all the best scenes from The Wicker Man remake… and by best scenes I mean absolutely ridiculous scenes. This has got to be one of the worst movies ever produced, yet it’s hysterical.

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We finally get a new show from street skater Rob Dyrdek entitled “Fantasy Factory” and it will hit MTV on February 8th 2009. From what I can gather the show revolves around Rob branching out in his businesses as well as doing some of the things some people only dream about… living his fantasies. Check out the little preview above as Rob walks you through his new office and kind of explains what the show is about. Expect daily posts from us at acSlater.com when the show finally airs as we are huge fans of Rob & Big.

Here’s an interesting look at a handful of the glitches that are apparently present in Gears of War 2. Personally, I don’t play Gears of War online because, well, I suck at it, but these glitches turn me off even more to the idea of playing online. Check it out.

Wow, talk about an absolutely ridiculous looking movie. Check out the promo for Crank 2: High Voltage above and tell me it doesn’t look ridiculous. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not, but I’ll probably end up checking it out.

Came across this video over at failblog.org which is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a blog that posts those “FAIL” pictures or videos, basically things that fail at life. I thought this one was pretty interesting. A bunch of people are waiting for the train in some asian country, when the doors open everyone starts to pile in, apparently nobody needed to get off…. and just when you think the train is too full and the train cops(?) are going to step in and ask people to step back, they start pushing people from the back as hard as they can. How packed to these trains get, this is just insane. And I thought the L in Chicago was bad during rush hour. I think if people started pushing people from behind like this, here in Chicago, there would be a lot of dead bodies outside of the trains.

I don’t know if anyone watches Attack of The Show on G4, but one of the hosts, Kevin, made a music video making fun of Kanye West and his use of autotune on his latest album, 808’s and Heartbreak and it got me thinking about the state of modern (mainstream) hip-hop and just how shitty it really has gotten. I’ve embedded the video above, it’s not bad, very well made, there’s definitely a low blow towards the end and as much as I despise Kanye West it might have been a little much, but whatever.

I think we can all blame T-Pain for this latest influx of retarded hip-hop artists that think using auto tune to change the pitch of your voice makes them sound better. If you can’t sing in the first place auto tune isn’t going to help, you should just quit now. Ok, so when T-Pain (or maybe Akon) first started doing it a few years ago it wasn’t that bad. Just another interesting gimmick to try to save mainstream hip-hop from dying. I didn’t mind Akon as much as I hated T-Pain. What the fuck is up with his stupid hats, hair, retarded glasses, he looks like a broke ass George Clinton. He’s featured on every single hip-hop record that comes out… kinda like Lil Wayne. I think Lil Wayne, T-Pain and Akon should just guest spot on Kanye’s next album, just to keep all of these auto tune loving jackasses out of the rest of radio music. The record would basically sound like static mixed with that noise you get through your speakers when you put your cell phone too close to it… garbage. At least that way all the garbage would be in one place and wouldn’t contaminate everything else.
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I saw this video last week but never posted it up for some reason and now it’s spreading like wildfire. Check it out, if you have stuff you need to store, give them a call down at Jones BIGASS Truck Rental & Storage. They will store anything for you for $10.99 a month, but act fast, he won’t stay drunk for long.

Apparently in Gears of War 2 there is a way to make everyone in the game wear a cowboy hat, and yes that includes the enemies. All you have to do is shoot the 3 hidden cowboy hats in sequencial order on Insane difficulty on Chapter 3 Act 1. The video above shows you how to do it, the video below shows a crippler wearing a cowboy hat… nice.

Staind - All I Want

New Staind video for the song “All I Want”

I had no idea Papa Roach was working on new material, but apparently they have a new(er) song, Hollywood Whore. Last I had heard they booted their drummer out of the band and now he’s suing the hell out of them. You can check out the new song above, it’s not bad, but i’m a fan of the band so…