LOST: Season 6 – Dr. Linus (3/9/10)

And I’m back! Here’s the very very short synopsis for tonight’s episode of LOST which looks to be centered around Ben. I’ll be back tomorrow to discuss easter eggs, theories and more…

Dr. Linus

Ben must deal with the consequences of a lie.

Alright, this will probably be a pretty short evaluation of last night’s episode as I can’t really think of too many interesting things to write about… Sure the episode was decent and we got some incite into some things, but I don’t feel that a whole lot moved forward. The main thing I got out of the episode is that Jack is starting to realize that he is on the island for a reason and he now wants to figure out what that reason is, just as Jacob had hoped. Along with that, people that Jacob have touched somehow are not able to kill themselves and possibly develop special abilities. Richard was touched by Jacob and does not age, so maybe Miles was touched by Jacob which gave him the ability to speak to the dead (or listen rather) and maybe when Hurley was touched it gave him the ability to see dead people…. I don’t know though. The idea of those that were touched [or something] by Jacob not being able to kill themselves could just be until they have fulfilled their purpose as well. Take Michael for example, in the past he tried to kill himself by shooting himself in his New York apartment, but the gun jams. Later on though, after the people that are supposed to get off the freighter, do, he ends up dying from the C4 explosion. Now I’m not sure if he’s the one that caused it to go off or if he just happened to be down there when it did go off, but if he caused it then it would make sense that you could die after your purpose was fulfilled, but if he didn’t cause it to explode, then it would still follow the idea that they can’t kill themselves.

The other thing that was interesting in the episode was the fact that Ben and his Father were on the island and part of the Dharma Initiative in the alternate reality. We obviously know that something has happened to the island in the AR which causes it to be underwater, whether it sank (how an island sinks I don’t know, considering islands are usually underwater mountains) or the water level rose, flooding it… but whether or not the H-bomb that the Losties blew up in 1977 caused all of that, I’m not so sure anymore. It seems that the AR may be completely different all the way back, I’m not sure how that works but hear me out. Ben was shot prior to the H-bomb going off and was brought to the Others to be healed, so he was separated from his father, so how could they have gotten off the island before the bomb went off [if that is what caused the island to be covered in water]? I guess if the bomb isn’t the reason the island “sank” then Ben’s father could have gotten him back somehow and gotten him off the island after the explosion, but it seems a little odd. So the whole fact that the island existed in the AR and that Ben and his father were on it, yet managed to get off at some point is a little confusing to me, but I’m sure things will be cleared up as we move through the season.

As far as easter eggs go not a whole lot of hard-to-spot things, just a lot of obvious deja-vu type moments. Alex is obviously still a part of Ben’s life in the AR, Ben’s father is alive and Ben has to supply him with oxygen which is a bit different than the mustard gas he used to kill him before. One of the books found in the tent on the beach on the island, not the Booty magazine, is called The Chosen which seems to have a plot based on religion, mathematics and a reunion between father and son… and of course the most obvious thing, not even an easter egg but I don’t know where else to mention it, Widmore is coming back to the island in a fancy new submarine. Is he the guy that Jacob said was coming to the island? Is he good or bad? Is he bringing Desmond back with him? Who knows… so what did you guys think of the episode last night?

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LOST: Season 6 Premiere – L.A.X. (2/2/10)

LOST is finally making it’s return to television tonight for it’s 6th and final season. If you need a refresher on what has happened so far “LOST: The Final Chapter” will run before the 2 hour season premiere tonight and should be a nice recap for those of you that may have forgotten what all went down last season.

In the past I’ve only written about certain episodes and theories I had, but since this is the last season and there are only 16 episodes, I think I’m going to try to write about each one after they air. Hopefully we can get some discussion going here and point out any easter eggs, hidden meanings, theories, etc. So check back tomorrow for a more in depth analysis of tonight’s episode and check below for the synopsis (there were some spoilers in the synopsis, but I left them out for now)

The sixth and final season begins in the aftermath of the H-bomb detonation, as the survivors learn “when” they are.

There are nothing but spoilers after the jump so if you haven’t watched the episode yet don’t read ahead.

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Another week, another Sunny. This week it appears as though Dennis is going to finally reveal some of his secrets to getting women, although in the past I don’t know that we’ve actually seen him get with too many women so I’m a little leery as to how well this so-called system works. I guess we’ll find out tonight! And on a side note, did everyone pick up A Very Sunny Christmas? You can find our review of the ridiculous Christmas special here.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Dennis tells the gang how he seduces women, but none of them can get the hang of it.

I’m warning you now, the recap below got a little long, I may have gotten slightly carried away with documenting everything that was going on, but it seems like they packed a lot of good stuff into this episode.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is the system that Dennis uses to seduce women and make them fall in love with him, even though they don’t know how madly in love with him they are, which is evident by the hateful voicemail his last conquest leaves for him, which he proudly plays for the gang.  And that is how the show opens, with this voicemail from a girl that is obviously quite pissed off at Dennis. It’s at this point that Dennis sits everyone down to the explain the DENNIS system. It’s a series of steps, of which the first letters of each step spell out DENNIS, thus the DENNIS system.

D – Demonstrate value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely

Dennis explains how he Demonstrated his value to a cute pharmacist by forging a prescription and and telling her that his grandmother was very sick, thus making himself look like he has value. After explaining this Frank jumps in with his technique. He would have bought a box of magnum condoms thus demonstrating that he has a monster dong, which Dennis shot down and instead suggested that he have a magnum condom peaking out of his pocket when he goes to pay, much better plan.

The next step is to ask her out and move on to the next step which is to engage her physically. Dennis explains that he tries to get to this step to without going on the date at all because it’s a waste of time. He takes a girl to a restaurant that doesn’t take reservations, but he instead walks her in front of a restaurant that is always closed on Sundays at which point Dennis offers to just get a pizza and watch a movie back at his place. This is where Mac comes in, he sits on the couch pretending that there is a black widow spider in his room so he can’t go in there, thus forcing Dennis and the girl to eat pizza and watch a movie on Dennis’ bed, which eventually leads to sex. Great line here, when the girl says “Pizza’s good” Dennis’ response “You’re the one that’s good”, then they start to make out.

The next step comes after you’ve had sex, naturally all women will then become dependent on you for things. Nurturing dependence is making the girl depend on you for things. Dennis suggests slashing her tires or having her car towed in order for her to depend on your for a ride. Or his personal go to is to create a fictional angry neighbor of which you will take care of. In actuality it’s Dennis calling her using a threatening voice, from a pay phone.

The next step is to Neglect Emotionally, stop taking her phone calls, cancel all plans, call her back as the angry neighbor but don’t rescue her this time. Dennis’ angry laugh when it cuts back to the bar was classic. And this is the best time to move on with the next step to Inspire Hope. Dennis shows up at the girls window and explains that he was distant because he was scared she was going to break his heart at which point they bang. This scene is hysterical, playing Take My Breath Away in the background we see Dennis and the girl against a blue background as they bang. And after the sex comes the last step, Separate Entirely, which is where Dennis sneaks out the window never to see her again.

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LOST: The Incident Season 5 Finale

Update: Wow do I feel stupid… Season 5 Finale, not 6, thanks for the correction. 

I know I haven’t been writing about LOST too much recently, but I felt it was a good time to bring the topic back to the fore front with Season 5 wrapping up last night. This post is going to be filled with spoilers and theories of mine and others that I’ve have read on the internet this morning, so if you don’t want to know what happened or what I and other people think is happening then don’t read any further. 

I enjoyed the episode last night, but more so after reading some of the theories and stuff this morning. People out there have come up with some absolutely ridiculous ideas of what could be happening on the island and I wanted to get some other peoples thoughts on some of these theories. So last nights episode focused on Jack and Sayid trying to set off the hydrogen bomb at the Swan station which in turn would supposedly cause the plane never to crash on the island because the button would never have to be pressed by Desmond, therefore he would never forget to press said button which was the cause of the plane crash in the first place…. riiiiiight. Basically Jack’s thinking is that detonating the hydrogen bomb over Swan station will cause none of what happened, to happen. The Oceanic flight will land safely in Los Angeles and never crash on the island and everyone will go about their lives as if nothing happened. It seemed like a good theory… until Miles through in his two cents.

Miles brought up a good point which goes along with what Faraday has been saying the whole time, you can’t change things, what is meant to happen will happen. Therefore, Mile brings up the fact that maybe detonating the hydrogen bomb is what is supposed to happen and maybe they should just do nothing, but of course they don’t. 

Meanwhile in the present time, Locke and Richard are leading Ben and the survivors of the latest plane crash to see Jacob so that Locke can kill him. But then we find out that he wants Ben to kill him instead. And that’s all I’m going to say regarding the actual plot of the episode, I don’t want to give away the ending accidentally to people that may have read further than they should have, so now on to the theories about what’s really going on on island, after the jump.

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LOST Season 5 Trailer

Here’s the trailer for the latest season of J.J. Abrams’ LOST, which starts up again in 2009.

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