Let me first preface this a little bit. This is in no way an attempt to put down the Christian religion or to demean those that believe in the teachings in the Bible. This is mearly a satirical look at some of the beliefs in the Christian religion as they relate to Jesus Christ. I myself am Catholic and while I may not believe some of the teachings as strongly or as literally as some people do, I most certainly believe/hope that there is something after this life and that there is someone or something that presides over creation. I say "hope" because there isn't any proof of anything when it comes to God or an afterlife, but that's why it's religion right? It's based on faith and I believe that everyone should have faith in something and just live this life to it's fullest. And with that being said, I have reason to believe that Jesus, and possibly the human race, are decendants of an alien life form.
By now you're probably thinking I'm as crazy as one of those loonies from that movie "Jesus Camp" (I've never seen it, but I heard those kids were out of their minds for Jesus). Let's start with Jesus and how he came to be on this wonderful planet of ours, full of death, destruction, war, and duck billed platypusses (is that the plural of platypuss? or is it platypussies? that just doesn't sound right although it does describe their demeanor). Anyways, Jesus was born to the virgin Mary who claimed that the holy spirit (right?) visited her and told her that she would give birth to God's son without having known the touch of a man. Ok, so with science as we know it today that's pretty impossible unless she was born with both man and woman parts which in turn means she banged herself without knowing it... would that be considered rape? I'm just saying, by normal definition that seems like rape to me, but on with the theory. So short of the previous idea or Mary did in fact have relations with someone who wasn't Joseph, that leaves only one other theory... aliens.
