Wow this is amazing, this kid found a real life E.T. and took it home with him, kept it in his closet and fed it reeces pieces. So cool, I always thought that E.T. was just a character created for a movie, but apparently not... They resemble old Mexican ladies and speak in some crazy alien language, weird.
On 11.19.09, In Video Clips, By AC Slater
On 11.14.08, In TV, By AC Slater
Last night's episode of It's Always Sunny: The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover was decent, I enjoyed it. Some of my favorite moments were Mac's vision board, "I'm going to bang Danica Patrick while drinking a beer in the sahara desert on a dune buggy" and Charlie's vision board just having tons of pictures of Ty Pennington, WWTPD - What Would Ty Pennington Do. The initial break-in to the Juarez' house had me laughing pretty hard. Dennis blasting death metal and making all sorts of weird faces while Mac just starts busting into bedrooms rounding people up. Charlie going off on how Sears is the greatest store on the planet and then comparing shorts that they bought, or rather cut-off jeans that Dennis made. Getting Mr. Juarez to sign up for a credit card so they could buy all that crap for them. Charlie's secret project, the "Taco Bed" with different colored sheets for cheese, guacamole, salsa, and then brown pajamas so that the girl could feel like she was the ground beef in the taco every night... classic. Frank getting stabbed in the leg by Mrs. Juarez and then pulling out his gun and waving it around like a crazy person. The room with all the American stuff in it to assimilate the Juarez family to American culture. Apparently watching Apocolypto so that they can see how their people were savages until Mel Gibson and the Christians came and showed them religion. And of course the ending everyone saw coming as soon as the blow torch made an appearance, but what I didn't expect was the taco bed to be the only thing standing.
I thought the episode was great, some other people I've talked to didn't like it as much as previous ones, what did you guys think? leave a comment and let us know. No animated gifs right now, I'm working on them though.
On 11.06.08, In Food, By AC Slater
I haven't been into Chipotle in a while but we went there the other day for lunch and realized that I could no longer get steak soft tacos for $6.07 after tax, I now have to pay something like $6.37 before taxes. I wouldn't mind paying a little more if there was a guarantee that I would not get "chewy" pieces of steak in my tacos. I swear, everytime I get the steak tacos I end up spitting out half of the meat because it's too chewy for my teeth to break apart. Sometimes it's not even just little parts of a piece, but rather, the entire piece of steak. It's also quite embarrassing when you're out to eat with friends or whoever and all of a sudden you get one really chewy piece that you have no desire to swallow, but don't know what to do. Spitting it out, even into a napkin, always just seems rude to me, but what else do you do?
I'll still continue to eat at Chipotle despite the price increase and the chewy steak, but it's only because there's no taco bell near work. I'd rather pay $1 for meat that came out of a caulking gun than pay $2.15 for a taco that I can't chew and have to spit out. Both tend to have the same results when coming out the other end, so I really can't see a reason to spend the extra money if I don't have to. Don't get me wrong, Chipotle is delicious and has a lot more flavor than T-Bell, but I did not pay money to chew the meat and then spit it out. What good is that going to do me?
On 10.30.08, In True Life, By AC Slater
So I got in a car accident yesterday on my way home from work. I was less than a mile from my house on a slow side street heading towards the light at the main intersection. I could see the old shitty pick-up truck sitting in the alley trying to cross the road I was on (to get to the other alley), but apparently they didn't see me. They started to pull out as soon as I was in front of them, luckily I caught a glimpse of them as they were about to hit me and I sped up. Sadly I was unable to go fast enough due to cars stopped at the light in front of me and the truck smashed into the back corner of my car... awesome my first car accident. And it only got better from there...
Nobody was injured, the truck was going maybe 4-5mph when it hit me, not even enough to spin my car even a little. So the truck pulls into the alley that it was attempting to get to in the first place, and stops. I back my car up and pull behind them in the alley and get out of the car to make sure they are ok. Two mexican guys get out of the car and are just fine, they walk over towards me and stand on the sidewalk as I call the police. Police are on their way as I stand there with these 2 guys looking at the damage on my car. Between the back wheel and the tail light is bent way in and scraped up, the tail light is intact and works fine and there is no rubbing on the back tire or damage to the tire/rim, the car is totally driveable. As I'm inspecting the damage the two gentlemen start talking to me, the driver asks if he can just give me money and be on his way. I told him that I had already called the cops and they were on their way so I wasn't taking any money as it wasn't my fault. Then the real reason comes out, the driver has no license and no insurance and neither does the other guy that was in the car. So now I'm more angry at that than anything else. They keep trying to get me to follow them to a body shop down the street to get an estimate so they can just give me money without getting the cops involved, I decline and pull out my phone to take down their license plate information and a description of the truck as I just have this gut feeling that they are going to run.
Based on the title alone this sounds like an incredible movie, however the trailer makes me think otherwise. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter comes out on DVD today and I can't decide if I should add it to netflix or not. The story is about Jesus, of course, who comes back to earth, but before he can judge the living and the dead he's got to take care of the undead first.... vampires! Check out the trailer and see how horribly bad this movie looks. Found a video with a bunch of clips after the jump.
